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| Song Title | Recording Quality | Singing Quality | Sign | Year | Too-Short Summary | Just Fred? |
| So Surprised | Studio | Surprisingly good | Capricorn | 1999 | This one's for the ladies... | TM |
| Do It For Me | Studio | Basically just angry shouting | Sagittarius | 1999 | Two reasonable people in a cheap hotel | ET |
| One Awkward Moment | 8 | I've taken singing lessons, honestly! | Libra | 1993 | My Trans-Atlantic Hail Mary | Yes |
| I've Fallen In Love with Another Lesbian | At least it's in stereo | ...they just haven't really helped | Tarantula | 1990 | A thoughtful exploration of human sexuality | ME |
| Pondfire | 4 | But I keep trying my best | Moo Cow | 2006 | Hello/Goodbye | Yes |
| Kiss Me Amy | 8 | Best Yet | Barking Dog | 2001 | Massive hit if only recorded 24 years earlier | Yes |
| Swatter | 8 | Try to think of these songs as placeholders... | Ibuprofen | 2001 | Pop Gold! (I'll never understand why this one didn't chart...) |
E |
| Paper Bag | 7 | ...for when I learn to sing... | Scorpius | 1995 | My stadium sing-along song! |
Yes |
| Ache | 7 | ...or find the right singer | Serpico | 1996 | You know my "blog" is a parody, right? | Yes |
| Mirror | Studio | Like Tom here, for example | You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. | 1995 | Bombpop firing on all cylinders! | TEM |
| RandomNonSpecific | 6 | I believe I was born tone-deaf... | There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. | 2003 | I can drum as well as I sing! | Yes |
| I'm Not Sweet | 3 | ...so really, that I can do any of this is a miracle | I'll get you a toe by this afternoon - with nail polish. | 1984 | Discovered in a paleolithic cave in 1924 | Yes |
| ShatnerJet | I had a deadline | Thanks for your patience and understanding | Toupée | 2006 | Because Mr. Tamborine Man is Not Enough | Yes |
| Things Aren't Perfect | Sloppy | Thanks, Melodyne! | N/A | 1986 | First real song I ever recorded | Yes |